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A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Neil

Part Two – The Ghost of Ameobi Past …In the last episode, Ebeneezer Ashley had been visited in his home by the chicken-eating ghost of Fat Freddie Marley and warned to change his spendthrift ways. The KFC bucket-wielding apparition had … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Neil

Part One – A Visit from Beyond “Doing anything nice this year, guv?” “What?” replied Ebeneezer Ashley, his highlighter pen hovering over the balance book and his eyes fixed on the source of this impertinent question. “It’s Christmas, guv! You … Continue reading →

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Saying Goodbye to the Reverend

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Neil

…Or how to continue dismantling the greatest team spirit a club has ever known by following our easy step-by-step process… It’s been six weeks since I first discussed the dismantling of our promotion team, after the sale of our captain, … Continue reading →

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