Tag Archives: EMO

Solving a Problem like Michael

Posted on December 21, 2011 by Neil

…Or why England’s Michael Owen would be better being not heard, as well as not seen… It all started innocently enough. England’s Michael Owen (EMO) tweeted this: That’s fair enough. I mean, it’s a bit boring, and it’s not really … Continue reading →

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No Nolan, no cry?

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Neil

…Or how to dismantle the greatest team spirit a club has ever known by following our easy step-by-step process… Club captain. Leader. Inspiration. Goalscorer. Fat. Lazy. Slow. Passenger. “Who are yee cahllin fat, like!?” Kevin Nolan has been called a … Continue reading →

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Sho(la)down. Round Three.

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Neil

… Or how to use statistics to prove any point you want, even if this time it is not ridiculous… Welcome to the third in what could become a regular feature, where I compare Shola to some of the world’s … Continue reading →

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