Monthly Archives: December 2011

A Christmas Carroll

Part Five – Redemption In the last instalment, Ebeneezer Ashley came face to face with his own mortality and the ruination of his company, thanks to a visit from the Ghost of Ameobi Yet to Come. We left him knelt … Continue reading

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Hertha BSC – 1. FC Kaiserslautern

…Or how to rush off a match report while you’re meant to be packing to go to the girlfriend’s parents for Christmas, and, as such, refusing to rant about alcohol-free beer as much as you would like to… Hertha Berlin, … Continue reading

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Solving a Problem like Michael

…Or why England’s Michael Owen would be better being not heard, as well as not seen… It all started innocently enough. England’s Michael Owen (EMO) tweeted this: That’s fair enough. I mean, it’s a bit boring, and it’s not really … Continue reading

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