Author Archives: Neil

About Neil

28 years old. Geordie. Lived in Berlin almost three years. All-round canny lad.

The Second Coming

…Or how to delay doing household tasks by writing about the Ameobi dynasty… This tweet from @El_Mantis got me thinking about The Ameobis: To be strictly honest, I am usually thinking about The Ameobis. But, when recalling this tweet this … Continue reading

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Back in Time Again. Again. Again.

…Or how to wind-up an ultimately disappointing series of repeated articles posted online while there is little football to write about… Ok. I’m skipping the foreplay and the pleasantries. Get in my time machine. Now. We’re going back one year … Continue reading

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Back in Time Again. Again.

…Or how to disguise journalism as time travel as the News of the World goes through a very public and deserved death after damaging the reputation of the art… Join me on a trip back to exactly a year ago, … Continue reading

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