Author Archives: Neil

About Neil

28 years old. Geordie. Lived in Berlin almost three years. All-round canny lad.

Hertha BSC – 1. FC Kaiserslautern

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Neil

…Or how to rush off a match report while you’re meant to be packing to go to the girlfriend’s parents for Christmas, and, as such, refusing to rant about alcohol-free beer as much as you would like to… Hertha Berlin, … Continue reading →

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Solving a Problem like Michael

Posted on December 21, 2011 by Neil

…Or why England’s Michael Owen would be better being not heard, as well as not seen… It all started innocently enough. England’s Michael Owen (EMO) tweeted this: That’s fair enough. I mean, it’s a bit boring, and it’s not really … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Neil

Part Four – The Ghost of Ameobi Yet to Come …In the last instalment, Ebeneezer Ashley was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Present. The ghost showed him the work Christmas party, which Ashley had not gone to. Ashley was … Continue reading →

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