Author Archives: Neil

About Neil

28 years old. Geordie. Lived in Berlin almost three years. All-round canny lad.

A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Neil

Part Three – The Ghost of Ameobi Past …In the last instalment, Ebeneezer Ashley was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past. The ghost, clad in a variety of hats and chewing on an ever-present apple, took Ashley on his … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Neil

Part Two – The Ghost of Ameobi Past …In the last episode, Ebeneezer Ashley had been visited in his home by the chicken-eating ghost of Fat Freddie Marley and warned to change his spendthrift ways. The KFC bucket-wielding apparition had … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Carroll

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Neil

Part One – A Visit from Beyond “Doing anything nice this year, guv?” “What?” replied Ebeneezer Ashley, his highlighter pen hovering over the balance book and his eyes fixed on the source of this impertinent question. “It’s Christmas, guv! You … Continue reading →

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