Category Archives: Football

Back in Time

…Or how to recycle old articles in a new format to retain their validity… So, I warned you it was gonna happen. We’re going back in time. So, check you have a warm jacket on, you have a few sandwiches … Continue reading

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Mission Erfüllt

…Or how to survive relegation without really understanding how… In case you’ve been following the story… And as I have time between beers and watching Jennifer Lopez pretend to be a singer on Wetten Dass. We won our last game … Continue reading

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No Nolan, no cry?

…Or how to dismantle the greatest team spirit a club has ever known by following our easy step-by-step process… Club captain. Leader. Inspiration. Goalscorer. Fat. Lazy. Slow. Passenger. “Who are yee cahllin fat, like!?” Kevin Nolan has been called a … Continue reading

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